Sunday, January 23, 2011

Joe's on Weed Street: Fail. Said no reservations last week. All reserved today.

Had a great experience at Joes's on Weed Street the last few games. We asked to reserve a table last week, but they said they weren't taking reservations and to get there early. Were there at 10:15 and there was a line, fine, but they said there were no tables and they were all reserved. Of course we also need a low accessible table hence the reservation request. So my friend walked through now, said it's empty now but for the line and all the "reserved" tables. Joes's = Fail. Hail Jake Melnicks!

Ready to cheer on Da Bears (and Hawks)!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Texting Codes for Seniors...

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My friend sent me this (for some reason) and I guess I need to get up to speed on these:

 

TEXTING FOR SENIORS

 

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting,

there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

 

If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

I am not saying anyone is a senior but this made me laugh…

 

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren

so they can understand your texts.

 

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't get up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

PIMP: Pooped in my pants

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In