Since I seem to have been struck with a bug, I did some investigating and found this very incriminating photo. These entities diabolically plan and execute their unique germ warfare efforts from the suburbs. They manufacture cuteness in vast quantities and then get you hopelessly hooked. It is 100x worse than that of crystal meth, and often makes you much more tired. Since you have been worn down by this cuteness drug, then you are open to germ attack through drool and sneeze delivery....resulting in my present state. BEWARE!
Of course, it could also be METRA...
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